your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I'm at about main and main street
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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