So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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