you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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