I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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