My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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