Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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