He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
two words...techno handjob
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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