I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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