i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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