Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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