real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
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