is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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