I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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