Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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