Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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