where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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