Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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