The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Randomize
