what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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