i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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