i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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