508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
okay pat passed out under dana's car
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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