I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
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