Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
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They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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