no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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