I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize