just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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