So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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