which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
we're so committed to being not committed
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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