This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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