it wasn't lemon gatorade
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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