Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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