Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Randomize
