u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
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