I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
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