i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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