I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
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