i love accidental penises.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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