susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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