Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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