Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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