So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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