i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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