Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
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