I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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