Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I think my vagina is haunted
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
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