Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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