let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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