i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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