i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Randomize
