I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
She announced her abortion via fbk
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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