I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
not ubering you a puppy
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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